Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS

“ smile is a language of love smile is a source to win heart smile is a name of lovely mood smile creates greatness in personality so keep smiling. ”

“ Kehte hai dil ki baat har kisi ko kahi nahi jati Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati Par DOST to ayina hote hain Aur ayine se koi baat chuppai nahi jati ”

“ Teri Mohabbat Mein Giraftaar Ho Gaya Na Jane Kiyon Tum Se Pyar Ho Gaya Koi Hai Dil Jo Dhadakta Hai Mere Liye Us Dhadakan Pe Main Nissaar Ho Gaya ”

“ No Rhythm, No Reason, No Occasion n No Season, Just Felt Like Saying Hi.! I Have Been Missing My Friends Ever Since The Last Time We Said Bye.. ”

“ “ ,.+"'-., ,.-"'+, # ?:# , # @ <<-----------<< "'_.,,,@,.-'" OUCHHHHH!! Somebody hit my heart!!! But I'm worried abt u!! U r ok na!!! Coz u r in it!! ”

“ The world is full of beauty when ur heart is full of luv. So, start ur day with love in ur heart & smile on ur face. Have a peaceful day. ”

“ Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U! ”

“ FRiEND in different lanaguages... Iranian - DOST German - FREUND Herbew - CHAVER French - AMi Pinoy - KAiBiGAN Dutch - VREND Mexican - AMiGO For me.. just simply "YOU" ”

“ Manya ki ajj Sadde naal koi Dildaar nahi, Per E na samjhana ki sannu kisi naal PYAAR nahi, Kismat ne sab kuchh ditta mainu.. Par ditta mera O yaar nahi. ”

“ Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya Aapne duniya ke kehne pe hume bhula dia Hum to vaise bhi akele the Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya ”

“ Jindgi Ke Kuch Lamhe Yaadgar Hote Hain Yaadon Mein Kuch Dost Khas Hote Hain Yoon To Vo Dur Hote Hain Nazron Se Par Unke Ehsaas Hamesha Dil Ke Paas Hote Hai ”

“ Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai Teri dosti ne humein jina sikhaya hai Kya maange khuda se hum Woh to khud aaj mere dar par Teri dosti maangne aaya hai ”

“ suna hai aap dosto ki jaan hai, sms se aapki pechaan hai, udaas chero ki aas hai, tabhi to aap ek dost khaas hai. ”

“ har shaks yar nahi hota har dost wafadar nahi hota yeh to dil milne ki baat hai warna saat phero ke baad bhi pyar nahi hota ”

“ Special relations r hard to find, They r rare & one of a kind.. I dont care if i have few, I'm damn proud that i have d best & that includes u.. :-) ”

“ Mushkil hai is yaari ko bhula pana, Mushkil hai tumhe yaadon se mita pana, Tum ek keemti tohfa ho dosti ka, Namumkin hai is tohfe ki keemat chuka pana.. ”

“ Mehnat se roti milti hai, Kismat se daulat milti hai, Khuda ki khaas nazar ho jis bande pe, Use duniya me hamari dosti milti hai :-) ”

“ LAW OF FRIENDSHIP- Nvr make ur frnds feel lonely wen u r on earth.. Disturb them as much as u can.. Let them feel ur presence! Show them u r damn alive! :-) ”

“ Wat a frd feels wen after a huge frd fight his frd says, I NEED U YAAR! Wirds cant define but its only luv dat connects us all.. ”

“ Wonderful couples in this world- HEART & BEAT NIGHT & MOON MUSIC & SONG ROSE & LOVE FISH & WATER & MY SMS & UR SMILE.. ”

Politics SMS

Politics SMS

“ sitam dhane ki hadd hoti hai, paas na aane ki -rooth jane ki hadd hoti hai, ek SMS toh kar de zalim... paise bachani ki bhi hadd hoti hai...... ”

“ The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. ”

“ A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ”

“ Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. ”

“ Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ”

Funny SMS

Funny SMS

“ Ek baar Sita ji ne Ravan ke garden me bahut shor machaya, toh Ravan ka beta Megnaath aaya aur bola . . . . Volume kam kar Pappa Jag Jayega ”

“ If u care me,i will care u, If u mi$s me,i will miss u,if u msg me,i will msg u,if u will forget me, i m sorry dear kahani me twist hai . . I will kill u. ”

“ Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthn Grl:Its Nt Gud 2 Talk While Eating (After Eating) G:Nw Tell Me B: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food. Aur ban heroine... ”

“ Nadiya ke is paar Parvat ke us paar Nadiya ke is paar Parvat ke us paar Nadiya ke is paar Parvat ke us paar Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha hai ”

“ Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai? Jo MANN me hai? Jo DIL me hai? Magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN. ”

“ Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge? Student: Ji shaadi. Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge? Student: Ji dulha. Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge? Student: Ji DULHAN. ”

“ Santa ko sapne me chappal mari, 2 din tak bank nahi gaya . . . . q ki bank me likha tha "hum aapke sapno ko hakiqat me badalte he... ”

“ MAHEK WHISKY KI KABHI KAM NAHI HOTI , PINE SE ZINDAGI KHATM NAHI HOTI , BOTTEL K SATH HO AGAR NAMKEEN AUR GOLD FLAKE, TO ZINDAGI SULTAAN MIRZA SE KAM NAHI HOTI . ”

“ unhone ghoonghat jo uthaya din me raat ho gayi pyaar ki sunahri dhoop ki jagah barsaat ho gayi armaano pe mere petrol tab fir gaya jab shaadi k din hi wo kisi aur k saath faraar ho gayi ”

“ Behosh aadmi ko dekhkar doctor: ye to mar chukka hai, Aadmi Bola: mai zinda hoon! Biwi: tum chup raho ji, itna bada doctor kya jhoot bolege! ”

“ BHAGWAT GITA SAYS, Whr thr is a girl, thr is shaanti! Shaanti means Peace! Thats y, wen boys see girls, they say, SUPER PEACE!!! (SUPER-PIECE) ;-) ”

“ Patni- Utho raat k 2 baje hain.. Pati- Itni raat ko mujhe neend se kyun uthaya? Patni- Aaj aapne neend ki goli nahi li.. ”

“ WHO'S GUILTY? Wife dreaming at night. Suddenly, "Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of d window & realizes, "Damn it! I'm d husband!!!" ”

“ PJ OF THE DAY- Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits! WHY? COZ . . . Now only 1411 tigers left... ;-) ”

“ HORROR Joke - Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, WAH WAH! Arz kiya hai- Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat... :-D ”

“ Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.." Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana.." ;-) ”

“ Dost k peeche mat bhago, Agar bhagna hai to dost ki girlfriend k peeche bhago! Dost jhakh markr tumhare piche aayega ;-) ”

“ A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf.. Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24.. LO KARLO ENJOY!!! ”

“ .. 6u!uRow poo6 6u!|!ws d33>| . . CONFUSED???? Turn ur phone upside down & read again.. :-) ”

“ Sardar galti se samundar me gir gay, Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi, Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.." ”

Business Joks

Business Jokes

World's Smallest Resignation Letter

World's smallest resignation letter

Dear Sir,

I Love your Wife.

thank you.

Marketing Tips

WORTH READING-

Professor at one of the IIM's was explaining marketing concepts to the Students: -

1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" Your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

Regards
Amit.......

The Disappointed Salesman

The disappointed salesman of Coke returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.

So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters. The first poster is a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhausted and panting. Second, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place".

"That should have worked", said the friend."

He replied, "Well, I didn't know Arabic, neither did I realize that Arabs read from right to left..."

Crash Course

I saw an advertisement for a school that claimed it could teach anyone to drive a car in five minutes or less. I called them up and asked "How can you teach anyone to drive in five minutes or less?"
They answered "It's a crash course."

How You Made Money?

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."

"And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked.

"Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

Boss Intelligence

Overheard: "Funny , my boss calls it a day only when it becomes a night."

YAMARAJ

A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."

HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.


ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING. HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.





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"SORRY SON, Appraisal time, HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET..."

Rajdhai Exp

Railway me job hai...

karoge ?

salary 35,0000


per month

job details :

Rajdhani exp ki head light karab ho gayi hai torch lekar aage aage bhagna hai.

Lifty In Emergency

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath. The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.
The clerk replies, \'Boss when I went to the lift it said \'during an emergency please use the staircase\'!!!

Giving Away A Horse
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

Teachers Joks 01-03-2012

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping.

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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:

"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:
"First Question: Which tire was flat?"

Political Jokes 01-03-2012

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Thanks,
Billy

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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

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While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you. ‘No problem, just let me in,' says the man. ‘Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity. ‘Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator. ‘I’m sorry, but we have our rules. ‘And with that, St.Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator raises...The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. ‘Now it's time to visit heaven. ‘So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. ‘Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity. ‘The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell. ‘So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the senator. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? ‘The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning....Today you voted.'

Doctor Joks

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

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A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, DeNephew. 

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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

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His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?”
“A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation.
“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?”
“Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.”

College Joks 01-03-2012

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"

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There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.

He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

"Tell me your choice;" said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."

"How???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

Admission for the course was thus secured.

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Teachers
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20.
Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant.
As the policeman turn to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?"
The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105."

01-03-2012

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."

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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

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Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family, but guy number two hadn't caught any and was frustrated and called out to guy number one "How come you've been catching all them there fish and I ain't caught a single one?"
Guy number one replied, " I don’t know.... why don’t ya come on over here?"
"I don’t know.... I don’t see a bridge, and their aint no boat, and I don’t swim to well"
Guy number one picks up his flashlight, turns it on, and replies, " Why don’t you walk across this here beam off light?"
Guy number two was outraged and replied "do you think am stupid? When I get half way you'll turn it off!!!"

Adult SMS | Adult Jokes | Adult Text Messages

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HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? 
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL. 


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Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.

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What is the difference When A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt & A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt? Ans: The Girl Will Look SEXY & The Boy . . . A CHURCH BELL! ;)

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Utility of Mangalsutra? Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom.. Whats the utility of a Condom? Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra...

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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration?

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Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply?

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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

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A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it? Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, “I thought It was MONEY”

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