pathan ne pressure cooker kharida

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

Pathan and Sardar

‎1 Darya k kinare 2 Sardar chamach se darya me Dahi daal rahe thay..

Pathan ne dekha to poochha: Khoocha yeh kya kar rahe ho...?

Sardar: Hum Lassi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: Ha Ha Ha... O pagal ka bacha, log isi liye tum par Lateefa banaate hain... Itna Lassi tumhara Baap piye ga!?

Pathan 2

IK PATHAN '
1- MUJE ENGLISH AATI HA
1-ENGLISH COMES TO ME
2-ME AAM ADMI HON
2-I'M MANGO MAN
3-MERA TALUK HARI PURHAZARA SE HA
3-I BELONG GREENPUR THOSANDA
4-SADAK PAR GOLIYAN CHAL RAHI THHI
4- TABLETS R WALKING AT THE ROAD
BOHAT HA KYA....('.')

Pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.