Politics SMS, Politics Messages and Political Quotes

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 I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.





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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

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Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.

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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" ha koi muqabla karne wala

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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there's no river.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

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A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

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Sardar SMS Jokes

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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............  

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.



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How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"? 
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday




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Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

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SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE. MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO

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interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.


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Funny SMS Jokes

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!  

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 Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.



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Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

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 A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!



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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!



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 I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.





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Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!

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Q: Why dogs don't marry? 
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!



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Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? 
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!





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Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!



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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"



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 If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!





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Urdu Poetry SMS & Joks 19-01-2012

 سلسلے توڑ گیا وہ سبھی جاتے جاتے



سلسلے توڑ گیا وہ سبھی جاتے جاتے
ورنہ اتنے تو مراسم کہ آتے جاتے۔۔۔۔

شکوہ ظلمت شب سے توکہیں بہتر تھا
اپنے حصے کی کوئی شمع جلاتے جاتے۔۔۔

کتنا آسان تیرے حجر میں مرنا جاناں
پھیر بھی اک عمر لگی جان سے جاتے جاتے ۔۔۔۔

اس کی وہ جانے کہ اسے پاس وفا تھا کہ نا تھا۔۔۔۔۔
تم فراز اپنی طرف سے تو نبھاتے جاتے۔۔۔





Wo Shaksh Mujh Say

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz
Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.




 Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.




 Dhalta Suraj, ßarhta Saya, Kashti Rani, Tu Or Mein,

Sham Ka Manzar, Uljha Rasta, Ek Kahani, Tu Or Mein,
Dhalta Suraj, ßarhta Saya, Kashti Rani, Tu Or Mein,
Band Ik Kmra, Chup Ka Manzar, Bhuli Bisri, Deepak Yaad,
Tanhai, Dukh, Khof Ki Lazzat, Dilßerjani, Tu Or Main,
Titli, Khushbu, Rang Ki Baaten, Shabnam Se Shrmilay Khuwab,
Aas Ka Panchhi, Gum Sum Khawhish, Rat Ki Rani Tu Or Main,
Palken, Chilman, Shrma Sharmi, Kam Kam Goya Nazren, Qurb,
Raaton Jaisi Seedhi Sadhi Ik Nadani, Tu Or Main



D e d i c a t e d To All My So0oper Do0oper Friends

D e d i c a t e d
To All My
So0oper Do0oper
Friends
...
~ Khushbu Kyun Na
Aaaye Gi Meri Qabar Se
'Sagar'
Main Ne Ek Umr
Guzaari Hy Pho0l Jese
Chehro'n k Saath ~

Is sheher k qatil ko main ne dekha to nahi,

Is sheher k qatil ko main ne dekha to nahi,

mOh$!n

Lashoon se andaza hai k qatil pe jawani hai

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.



Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

'Mujhe in pathron ka darr na hota

Agar sheeshe ka mera ghar na hota

Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

Agar dil tootne ka darr na hota.

Meri  zindgi  hy  Mukhtasir

Wabasta TERI  hayaat se sabi     silsilay hy       magr !!
Meri  zindgi  hy  Mukhtasir TERI    muhabut  k liye.



Mere wajood me WAFA ki roshni utar de

Mere wajood me WAFA ki roshni utar de.

Phr itna piyar de k mujh ko chahato me maar de.
Boht uddas tha so utth k tere pas agaya.

Kuch aisi baat kr jo dil ko chain or qarar de.
Suna he teri 1 nazar sanwarti he zindagi.

Jo ho sakey to aaj meri zindagi sanwar de.

Usay b dur mujhe b dur jana tha.

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha.

Usay b dur mujhe b dur jana tha.

Nibhatay kis tarah dosti apni.

Chand pe uska ghar zameen pe apna thikana tha.







Kitni hai munfrid ye Zindagi ki Aarzu,

Kitni hai munfrid ye Zindagi ki Aarzu,


Mar Jaty hain kisi pe 'Log' JEENY k wasty....

Aise Shakhs Ki Dosti

Hargiz Aise Shakhs Ki Dosti Ikhtiyar Na Karo Jo
Tumhari buraiyon Ko Yad Rakhay Aur Tumhari Khubioon Ko Bhool Jaye”.
Hazrat Ali (a.s)

Apni Haseen Ankhon Me Chupa Lo

Apni Haseen Ankhon Me Chupa Lo Mjh Ko
Mohabat Agr Krty Ho To Chura LoMjh Ko
Khony Ka Agr Khaof Hy To
Dil Ki Hr Dharkan Me Basa Lo Mjh Ko
Dhoop Ho Ya Sehra Ho Tere Sath Chalain Gy
Yaqeen Na Aaye To Aazma Lo MjhKo
Tere Dukh Ko Seh Lain Gy Hans Kr
Apny Badan Ki Chadar Bna LO Mjh Ko
Sahil Se Pehle Chor To Na Do Gy
Abhi Aghaaz-e-Safar Me Bta Do Mjh Ko
Zindgi B Tere Nam Kr Dain Gy
Apny Bazoan Mein Chupa Lo Mjh Ko

Good Night

Aapko kaisa lagega?
.
.
.
.

So
Jao
So
Jao
Koi
Khas sms nai hai

Sirf apko.-;-)
    @Good@
    @night@
Kehna tha... :>

Dhoka mila jab hamein piyar me..

Dhoka mila jab hamein piyar me..

Zindagi me udasi c chha gai..

Socha tha chhorr dein gay is raah ko

Kambakhat Mohalley me
1 aur "English BACHI" aa gai.
<( ',')     KOI TO
  ) (>  ROOK LOW
_/  \_ ABEY  JANEDE

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

Sabzi ke Paisay

Son: Ro raha tha abu ny pocha q ro rhe
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
 ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...