| Funny SMS |
| “ Ek baar Sita ji ne Ravan ke garden me bahut shor machaya, toh Ravan ka beta Megnaath aaya aur bola . . . . Volume kam kar Pappa Jag Jayega ” |
| “ If u care me,i will care u, If u mi$s me,i will miss u,if u msg me,i will msg u,if u will forget me, i m sorry dear kahani me twist hai . . I will kill u. ” |
| “ Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthn Grl:Its Nt Gud 2 Talk While Eating (After Eating) G:Nw Tell Me B: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food. Aur ban heroine... ” |
| “ Nadiya ke is paar Parvat ke us paar Nadiya ke is paar Parvat ke us paar Nadiya ke is paar Parvat ke us paar Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha hai ” |
| “ Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai? Jo MANN me hai? Jo DIL me hai? Magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN. ” |
| “ Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge? Student: Ji shaadi. Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge? Student: Ji dulha. Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge? Student: Ji DULHAN. ” |
| “ Santa ko sapne me chappal mari, 2 din tak bank nahi gaya . . . . q ki bank me likha tha "hum aapke sapno ko hakiqat me badalte he... ” |
| “ MAHEK WHISKY KI KABHI KAM NAHI HOTI , PINE SE ZINDAGI KHATM NAHI HOTI , BOTTEL K SATH HO AGAR NAMKEEN AUR GOLD FLAKE, TO ZINDAGI SULTAAN MIRZA SE KAM NAHI HOTI . ” |
| “ unhone ghoonghat jo uthaya din me raat ho gayi pyaar ki sunahri dhoop ki jagah barsaat ho gayi armaano pe mere petrol tab fir gaya jab shaadi k din hi wo kisi aur k saath faraar ho gayi ” |
| “
Behosh aadmi ko dekhkar doctor: ye to mar chukka hai, Aadmi Bola: mai
zinda hoon! Biwi: tum chup raho ji, itna bada doctor kya jhoot bolege! ” |
| “ BHAGWAT GITA SAYS, Whr thr is a girl, thr is shaanti! Shaanti means Peace! Thats y, wen boys see girls, they say, SUPER PEACE!!! (SUPER-PIECE) ;-) ” |
| “ Patni- Utho raat k 2 baje hain.. Pati- Itni raat ko mujhe neend se kyun uthaya? Patni- Aaj aapne neend ki goli nahi li.. ” |
| “ WHO'S GUILTY? Wife dreaming at night. Suddenly, "Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of d window & realizes, "Damn it! I'm d husband!!!" ” |
| “ PJ OF THE DAY- Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits! WHY? COZ . . . Now only 1411 tigers left... ;-) ” |
| “ HORROR Joke - Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, WAH WAH! Arz kiya hai- Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat... :-D ” |
| “ Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.." Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana.." ;-) ” |
| “ Dost k peeche mat bhago, Agar bhagna hai to dost ki girlfriend k peeche bhago! Dost jhakh markr tumhare piche aayega ;-) ” |
| “ A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf.. Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24.. LO KARLO ENJOY!!! ” |
| “ .. 6u!uRow poo6 6u!|!ws d33>| . . CONFUSED???? Turn ur phone upside down & read again.. :-) ” |
| “ Sardar galti se samundar me gir gay, Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi, Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.." ” |
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