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HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? 
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL. 


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Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.

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What is the difference When A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt & A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt? Ans: The Girl Will Look SEXY & The Boy . . . A CHURCH BELL! ;)

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Utility of Mangalsutra? Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom.. Whats the utility of a Condom? Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra...

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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration?

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Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply?

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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

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A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it? Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, “I thought It was MONEY”

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