Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha
WHY DID THE SNAKE GO TO THE DOCTOR?






answer::: HE WAS FEELING S-S-I-I-L-L-Y

POOH!!!!!

<sup>Why did tiger look in the toilet??

He was looking for poooh!!!!(:
 haha!(:</sup>

The penguin and the grapes

A penguin walks into the shop and says have you got any apples and the shop keeper says no.

The next day he goes in again and asks for some apples, the shop keeper says no.

The next day he goes in again and asks the same thing and the shop keeper says no, if you come in one more time and ask me for sum bloody apples, i will nail your feet to the floor !!

The next day the penguin goes back in the shop and says " have you got any nails" the shop keeper says no so the penguin says " well can I have some grapes then" !! 

White With Black Stripes?

Once there were two zebras. One zebra asked the other:
"Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"

The other replied:
"Ask God."

That night before the first zebra went to bed, he prayed. God replied:
"You are what you are."

The zebra was confused by this, and the next day, he asked the second zebra what it meant. He replied:

"I gues you are white with black stripes, otherwise he would have said 'Yo is what yo is.' "