Urdu Poetry SMS & Joks 19-01-2012

 سلسلے توڑ گیا وہ سبھی جاتے جاتے



سلسلے توڑ گیا وہ سبھی جاتے جاتے
ورنہ اتنے تو مراسم کہ آتے جاتے۔۔۔۔

شکوہ ظلمت شب سے توکہیں بہتر تھا
اپنے حصے کی کوئی شمع جلاتے جاتے۔۔۔

کتنا آسان تیرے حجر میں مرنا جاناں
پھیر بھی اک عمر لگی جان سے جاتے جاتے ۔۔۔۔

اس کی وہ جانے کہ اسے پاس وفا تھا کہ نا تھا۔۔۔۔۔
تم فراز اپنی طرف سے تو نبھاتے جاتے۔۔۔





Wo Shaksh Mujh Say

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz
Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.




 Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.




 Dhalta Suraj, ßarhta Saya, Kashti Rani, Tu Or Mein,

Sham Ka Manzar, Uljha Rasta, Ek Kahani, Tu Or Mein,
Dhalta Suraj, ßarhta Saya, Kashti Rani, Tu Or Mein,
Band Ik Kmra, Chup Ka Manzar, Bhuli Bisri, Deepak Yaad,
Tanhai, Dukh, Khof Ki Lazzat, Dilßerjani, Tu Or Main,
Titli, Khushbu, Rang Ki Baaten, Shabnam Se Shrmilay Khuwab,
Aas Ka Panchhi, Gum Sum Khawhish, Rat Ki Rani Tu Or Main,
Palken, Chilman, Shrma Sharmi, Kam Kam Goya Nazren, Qurb,
Raaton Jaisi Seedhi Sadhi Ik Nadani, Tu Or Main



D e d i c a t e d To All My So0oper Do0oper Friends

D e d i c a t e d
To All My
So0oper Do0oper
Friends
...
~ Khushbu Kyun Na
Aaaye Gi Meri Qabar Se
'Sagar'
Main Ne Ek Umr
Guzaari Hy Pho0l Jese
Chehro'n k Saath ~

Is sheher k qatil ko main ne dekha to nahi,

Is sheher k qatil ko main ne dekha to nahi,

mOh$!n

Lashoon se andaza hai k qatil pe jawani hai

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.



Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

'Mujhe in pathron ka darr na hota

Agar sheeshe ka mera ghar na hota

Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

Agar dil tootne ka darr na hota.

Meri  zindgi  hy  Mukhtasir

Wabasta TERI  hayaat se sabi     silsilay hy       magr !!
Meri  zindgi  hy  Mukhtasir TERI    muhabut  k liye.



Mere wajood me WAFA ki roshni utar de

Mere wajood me WAFA ki roshni utar de.

Phr itna piyar de k mujh ko chahato me maar de.
Boht uddas tha so utth k tere pas agaya.

Kuch aisi baat kr jo dil ko chain or qarar de.
Suna he teri 1 nazar sanwarti he zindagi.

Jo ho sakey to aaj meri zindagi sanwar de.

Usay b dur mujhe b dur jana tha.

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha.

Usay b dur mujhe b dur jana tha.

Nibhatay kis tarah dosti apni.

Chand pe uska ghar zameen pe apna thikana tha.







Kitni hai munfrid ye Zindagi ki Aarzu,

Kitni hai munfrid ye Zindagi ki Aarzu,


Mar Jaty hain kisi pe 'Log' JEENY k wasty....

2010 k larkön ki new dua.

2010 k larkön ki new dua.

Lb-Pe-Aati Hy Dua Ban ke Tmana Meri

Zindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya Meri

IMPRESS Mujh Se Her Ek Larki Ho Jaye

Meri Ek Nazar Pe Dil Apna Woh Day Jaye

Ho Meri JEANS Se Yunhi Meray Badan Ki Zeenat

Jis Tarha MAKEUP Se Hoti Hai Husn Ki Zeenat

Ho Mera Kam School, colleges ki Girlz se frdship Karna,

Her HASEEN Larki Ki Maa Ki Izat Karna,

Mere ALLAH Perhai Se Bachana Mujh Ko,

ISHQ Ki Jo Rah Ho Usi Rah Pe Chlana Mujko.

Before and After Marriage

Boy's Room before Marriage:

-Perfumes
-Love Letters
-CD Player & Cds.
-Greetings Cards.
-Air Freshner.
-Different Sims Along Different Pakages With 1 Mobile.
-Books of poetry
-PEACE.

After Marriage:

-Pain Killers.
-Loan Papers.
-Unpaid Electricity & Gas Bills.
-Medical Reports.
-Empty Wallet.
-Feeder, Nipple & Pampers, qarshi ka instant joshanda, ispghol ka chilka, qareeb aor door ki ainak, poly color, aor bed k sarhaney book "Maut Ka Manzar":

Dr. & Patient

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Mariz: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.

Dr: Dawai khali thi?
M :Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
M :Gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
M :Nahin gi-dawai lal thi.

Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
M :Nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.

Pak traffic police

(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala:
Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police
: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Singleja raha hai.

director to heroin

director"
to heroin "
tumhey 4 bunday pakrea'n ge,
to hero bachaye ga'
heroin"
hero kon???
director"
imraan hashmi<
heroin"te oday ko_lu menu kon bachaye ga

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"Docter:
"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :
"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"

Pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.

Child Student & Teacher

‎1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hay: “Main Ap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?” Miss: “So Sweet” Bacha: “To Phr Main Apney Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghr Bhejun?” Miss: “Woh Kyun”? Bacha: “Takey Woh Hamari Baat Aagey Chalain”

Sardar

Sardar Achanak Biwi k Office Gya..
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Biwi Boss Ki GOUD me bethi hui thi..
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Sardar:
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Chal ROOPA,
Aesi Jagah Kam Hi Nai Krna,,
Jithay Staff Wastay Kursi V na Howay!!

NIKA & Niki

''bhonga joke of the year'''
1 NIKA Bahut Der Se Ro
Ra Tha
Maa Ne Pucha
Mele Laal Ko Qa Chaiye?
Tofee
Biskit Ya
milk?
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NIKA:
Bash Ek nikii chahiyeeee
aashqi ke liye..;-)

Tere wale

Ladki apne room me
baith kr zor zor se ro rhi
thi...
Maa ne ye dekha to
uske paas ayi aur boli..!
Maa: kya hua beti kyu ro
rhi ho, mujhe btao
main teri DOST hoon..
Beti rote huye..
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Kya batau yar,
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Apne wale ko milne gyi
thi,
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Tere wale ne dekh liya
aur boht maara.. :-P

Facebook Saves Life..

!!..Facebook Saves Life..!! :D

A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide .. :O

Train was Coming Closer and
... He Suddenly came out of the track and Said
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''Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook
that Im Gonna Die'' :D ♥

A Bird asked a Bee:

A Bird asked a Bee:

You work so hard, to get honey & people steal that from you.
Don't you feel sad?

... Bee replied: No, because they can never steal my art of making honey...

Be like little 'Bee', small in size but big by heart ...

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
'
1 budha aya
saath me 1 budhiya ko laya
'
... Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
'
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
'
Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
'
Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
'

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
'
Aye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
'

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Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nahi khaya?
'

Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!
'
Hanso math budhe ne farmaya
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Hehehe
Hans math yarr budha nai batayega fir
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budhe ne farmaya!!!
'
Beta tera sawal to nek hai
'
Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai…;

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