The doctor's bill

The doctor's bill Doctor: Tell me your medical history completely to me. To begin with, you can start by telling me if you pay your medical bills promptly.

Husband, Wife and the Doctor

Husband, Wife and the Doctor Wife: Doctor, my husband thinks that he is a dog.
Doctor: That's no problem. Ask him to come over here and sit on the couch.
Husband: But I am not allowed to.

Patient and Nurse Joke

Patient and Nurse Joke Nurse: You can book an appointment with the doctor only next week by paying 200$. He is in high demand now.
Patient: But I might be dead by then.
Nurse: Oh, don't worry. We will refund 50 percent of the advance if you cancel the appointment.