Before and After Marriage

Boy's Room before Marriage:

-Perfumes
-Love Letters
-CD Player & Cds.
-Greetings Cards.
-Air Freshner.
-Different Sims Along Different Pakages With 1 Mobile.
-Books of poetry
-PEACE.

After Marriage:

-Pain Killers.
-Loan Papers.
-Unpaid Electricity & Gas Bills.
-Medical Reports.
-Empty Wallet.
-Feeder, Nipple & Pampers, qarshi ka instant joshanda, ispghol ka chilka, qareeb aor door ki ainak, poly color, aor bed k sarhaney book "Maut Ka Manzar":

Husband, Wife and the Doctor

Husband, Wife and the Doctor Wife: Doctor, my husband thinks that he is a dog.
Doctor: That's no problem. Ask him to come over here and sit on the couch.
Husband: But I am not allowed to.

Love Vs. Marriage

Love Vs. MarriageWhat is the difference between Love and Marriage?
Love is a sweet dream while Marriage is the alarm clock.
Love is BLIND but Marriage is the Eye Opener!

Marriage Joke

Marriage JokeBeggar to a lady: You look like an angel. Kindly give some alms to this blind beggar.
Wife: Look how he is trying to cheat telling he is blind.
Husband: He sure should be blind.
Wife: How do you say?
Husband: He told that you look like an angel.

Funny Wife

Funny WifeJudge: Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair?
Wife: Because the table was a bit too heavy for me to lift.

Wife Joke

Wife JokeMy wife looks like a bottle of coke. Earlier it was 300ml, now its a 2 litre bottle.

Two men golfing

Two men golfing

Two men are golfing when they get finished with their hole and go to the next they wait for the two women in front of them. The women are taking soo long that one of the men decide to go ask what is taking so long. The man gets half way to the women turns around and comes back. The other man asks why did you come back the man replys...that is my wife and my mistress. So the men wait a little longer and get tired so the other man says he is going to go see what is taking so long. The man gets half way there turns around and comes back. The other man asks why did you come back. The man replys small world!! HAHAHA

Grandma and The Wedding/Funeral

Grandma and The Wedding/Funeral
One day a man, went to a wedding and sitting next to him was the bride's grandma.After the ceremony, she nudged the man and said "You're next!" The next week the bride died in a car accident, and the man and the Grandma went to the funeral. As they were in line waiting to say their goodbyes, the man nudged the man nudged the Grandma and said, "Just wait, you're next!"