Before and After Marriage

Boy's Room before Marriage:

-Perfumes
-Love Letters
-CD Player & Cds.
-Greetings Cards.
-Air Freshner.
-Different Sims Along Different Pakages With 1 Mobile.
-Books of poetry
-PEACE.

After Marriage:

-Pain Killers.
-Loan Papers.
-Unpaid Electricity & Gas Bills.
-Medical Reports.
-Empty Wallet.
-Feeder, Nipple & Pampers, qarshi ka instant joshanda, ispghol ka chilka, qareeb aor door ki ainak, poly color, aor bed k sarhaney book "Maut Ka Manzar":

Sardar

Sardar Achanak Biwi k Office Gya..
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Biwi Boss Ki GOUD me bethi hui thi..
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Sardar:
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Chal ROOPA,
Aesi Jagah Kam Hi Nai Krna,,
Jithay Staff Wastay Kursi V na Howay!!

Tere wale

Ladki apne room me
baith kr zor zor se ro rhi
thi...
Maa ne ye dekha to
uske paas ayi aur boli..!
Maa: kya hua beti kyu ro
rhi ho, mujhe btao
main teri DOST hoon..
Beti rote huye..
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Kya batau yar,
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Apne wale ko milne gyi
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Tere wale ne dekh liya
aur boht maara.. :-P

Banana

Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’
banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12
Lady. 7 me 13 longi
deta hai to upar aaja..

No need to explain....

Samaj me aaya ho to like karo... That's it

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
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1 budha aya
saath me 1 budhiya ko laya
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... Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
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Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
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Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
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Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
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Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
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Aye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
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Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nahi khaya?
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Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!
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Hanso math budhe ne farmaya
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Hehehe
Hans math yarr budha nai batayega fir
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budhe ne farmaya!!!
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Beta tera sawal to nek hai
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Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai…;

Love Vs. Marriage

Love Vs. MarriageWhat is the difference between Love and Marriage?
Love is a sweet dream while Marriage is the alarm clock.
Love is BLIND but Marriage is the Eye Opener!

Marriage Joke

Marriage JokeBeggar to a lady: You look like an angel. Kindly give some alms to this blind beggar.
Wife: Look how he is trying to cheat telling he is blind.
Husband: He sure should be blind.
Wife: How do you say?
Husband: He told that you look like an angel.

Funny Wife

Funny WifeJudge: Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair?
Wife: Because the table was a bit too heavy for me to lift.

Wife Joke

Wife JokeMy wife looks like a bottle of coke. Earlier it was 300ml, now its a 2 litre bottle.