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Saturday, April 14, 2012

Friendship SMS

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Friendship SMS

smile is a language of love
smile is a source to win heart
smile is a name of lovely mood
smile creates greatness in personality
so keep smiling.


Kehte hai dil ki baat har kisi ko kahi nahi jati
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati
Par DOST to ayina hote hain
Aur ayine se koi baat chuppai nahi jati


Teri Mohabbat Mein Giraftaar Ho Gaya
Na Jane Kiyon Tum Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Koi Hai Dil Jo Dhadakta Hai Mere Liye
Us Dhadakan Pe Main Nissaar Ho Gaya


No Rhythm,
No Reason,
No Occasion n
No Season,
Just Felt Like Saying Hi.!
I Have Been Missing My Friends Ever Since The Last Time We Said Bye..



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"'_.,,,@,.-'"
OUCHHHHH!!
Somebody hit my heart!!!
But I'm worried abt u!!
U r ok na!!!
Coz u r in it!!


The world is full of beauty when ur heart is full of luv. So, start ur day with love in ur heart & smile on ur face. Have a peaceful day.

Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"


Manya ki ajj Sadde naal koi Dildaar nahi,
Per E na samjhana ki sannu kisi naal PYAAR nahi,
Kismat ne sab kuchh ditta mainu..
Par ditta mera O yaar nahi.


Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya
Aapne duniya ke kehne pe hume bhula dia
Hum to vaise bhi akele the
Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya


Jindgi Ke Kuch Lamhe Yaadgar Hote Hain
Yaadon Mein Kuch Dost Khas Hote Hain
Yoon To Vo Dur Hote Hain Nazron Se
Par Unke Ehsaas Hamesha Dil Ke Paas Hote Hai


Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai
Teri dosti ne humein jina sikhaya hai
Kya maange khuda se hum
Woh to khud aaj mere dar par
Teri dosti maangne aaya hai



suna hai aap dosto ki jaan hai,
sms se aapki pechaan hai,
udaas chero ki aas hai,
tabhi to aap ek dost khaas hai.


har shaks yar nahi hota
har dost wafadar nahi hota
yeh to dil milne ki baat hai
warna saat phero ke baad bhi pyar nahi hota


Special relations r hard to find,
They r rare & one of a kind..
I dont care if i have few,
I'm damn proud that i have d best & that includes u.. :-)


Mushkil hai is yaari ko bhula pana,
Mushkil hai tumhe yaadon se mita pana,
Tum ek keemti tohfa ho dosti ka,
Namumkin hai is tohfe ki keemat chuka pana..


Mehnat se roti milti hai,
Kismat se daulat milti hai,
Khuda ki khaas nazar ho jis bande pe,
Use duniya me hamari dosti milti hai :-)


LAW OF FRIENDSHIP-
Nvr make ur frnds feel lonely wen u r on earth..
Disturb them as much as u can..
Let them feel ur presence!
Show them u r damn alive! :-)


Wat a frd feels wen after a huge frd fight his frd says, I NEED U YAAR!
Wirds cant define but its only luv dat connects us all..


Wonderful couples in this world-
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
MUSIC & SONG
ROSE & LOVE
FISH & WATER
&
MY SMS & UR SMILE..

Funny SMS

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Funny SMS
 
Ek baar Sita ji ne Ravan ke garden me bahut shor machaya, toh Ravan ka beta Megnaath aaya aur bola
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Volume kam kar Pappa Jag Jayega


If u care me,i will care u,
If u mi$s me,i will miss u,if u msg me,i will msg u,if u will forget me,
i m sorry dear kahani me twist hai
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I will kill u.


Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthn
Grl:Its Nt Gud 2 Talk While Eating

(After Eating)

G:Nw Tell Me

B: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food.
Aur ban heroine...


Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha hai


Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai? Jo MANN me hai? Jo DIL me hai? Magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN.

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.



Santa ko sapne me chappal mari, 2 din tak bank nahi gaya
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q ki bank me likha tha "hum aapke sapno ko hakiqat me badalte he...


MAHEK WHISKY KI KABHI KAM NAHI HOTI ,
PINE SE ZINDAGI KHATM NAHI HOTI ,
BOTTEL K SATH HO AGAR NAMKEEN AUR GOLD FLAKE,
TO ZINDAGI SULTAAN MIRZA SE KAM NAHI HOTI .


unhone ghoonghat jo uthaya din me raat ho gayi
pyaar ki sunahri dhoop ki jagah barsaat ho gayi
armaano pe mere petrol tab fir gaya
jab shaadi k din hi wo kisi aur k saath faraar ho gayi


Behosh aadmi ko dekhkar doctor: ye to mar chukka hai, Aadmi Bola: mai zinda hoon! Biwi: tum chup raho ji, itna bada doctor kya jhoot bolege!

BHAGWAT GITA SAYS, Whr thr is a girl, thr is shaanti!
Shaanti means Peace!
Thats y, wen boys see girls, they say, SUPER PEACE!!! (SUPER-PIECE) ;-)


Patni- Utho raat k 2 baje hain..
Pati- Itni raat ko mujhe neend se kyun uthaya?
Patni- Aaj aapne neend ki goli nahi li..


WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming at night. Suddenly, "Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of d window & realizes, "Damn it! I'm d husband!!!"


PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left... ;-)


HORROR Joke -
Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
WAH WAH!
Arz kiya hai-
Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat... :-D


Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana.." ;-)


Dost k peeche mat bhago, Agar bhagna hai to dost ki girlfriend k peeche bhago!
Dost jhakh markr tumhare piche aayega ;-)


A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf..
Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24..
LO KARLO ENJOY!!!


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CONFUSED????
Turn ur phone upside down & read again.. :-)


Sardar galti se samundar me gir gay,
Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi, Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.."

Thursday, March 1, 2012

01-03-2012

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Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."

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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

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Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family, but guy number two hadn't caught any and was frustrated and called out to guy number one "How come you've been catching all them there fish and I ain't caught a single one?"
Guy number one replied, " I don’t know.... why don’t ya come on over here?"
"I don’t know.... I don’t see a bridge, and their aint no boat, and I don’t swim to well"
Guy number one picks up his flashlight, turns it on, and replies, " Why don’t you walk across this here beam off light?"
Guy number two was outraged and replied "do you think am stupid? When I get half way you'll turn it off!!!"

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Funny SMS Jokes

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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!  



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 Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.



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Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.





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 A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!



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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!



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 I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.





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Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!



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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!





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Q: Why dogs don't marry? 
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!



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Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? 
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!



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Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!





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Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!



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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"



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 If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!





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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Dhoka mila jab hamein piyar me..

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Dhoka mila jab hamein piyar me..

Zindagi me udasi c chha gai..

Socha tha chhorr dein gay is raah ko

Kambakhat Mohalley me
1 aur "English BACHI" aa gai.
<( ',')     KOI TO
  ) (>  ROOK LOW
_/  \_ ABEY  JANEDE

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida

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pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

Sabzi ke Paisay

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Son: Ro raha tha abu ny pocha q ro rhe
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
 ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Englisg

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Itni english mujhe bhi aati hy.

I will yaad u very ziyada.

U B yaad me bohat much.

U r very ziyada good dost of me.

I think i m B ache friend of u.

So plz don't bholna me.

mai also kabhi b nai 4get u.

Apni Care Rakhna!

How lagi my english...

Pathan and Sardar

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‎1 Darya k kinare 2 Sardar chamach se darya me Dahi daal rahe thay..

Pathan ne dekha to poochha: Khoocha yeh kya kar rahe ho...?

Sardar: Hum Lassi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: Ha Ha Ha... O pagal ka bacha, log isi liye tum par Lateefa banaate hain... Itna Lassi tumhara Baap piye ga!?

Teacher and Student

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Teacher to 14 yrs
old student:
kaka tenu
pata ee,
es umer vich Quaid e Azam ne Matric kr liya c.

Student:
Sir twadi umer vich
Bhutto phansi
v char gaya
si!

Pathan 2

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IK PATHAN '
1- MUJE ENGLISH AATI HA
1-ENGLISH COMES TO ME
2-ME AAM ADMI HON
2-I'M MANGO MAN
3-MERA TALUK HARI PURHAZARA SE HA
3-I BELONG GREENPUR THOSANDA
4-SADAK PAR GOLIYAN CHAL RAHI THHI
4- TABLETS R WALKING AT THE ROAD
BOHAT HA KYA....('.')

Zardari And Altaf

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Government of saudi arabia rejected two application for hajj this year,

the first application was from zardari:

reason: it will become difficult for people to decide which one to Hit,ZARDARI or devil

the second application was from ALTAF HUSSAIN

REASON: telephonic hajj is not allowed in islam;:-D:-D

Before and After Marriage

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Boy's Room before Marriage:

-Perfumes
-Love Letters
-CD Player & Cds.
-Greetings Cards.
-Air Freshner.
-Different Sims Along Different Pakages With 1 Mobile.
-Books of poetry
-PEACE.

After Marriage:

-Pain Killers.
-Loan Papers.
-Unpaid Electricity & Gas Bills.
-Medical Reports.
-Empty Wallet.
-Feeder, Nipple & Pampers, qarshi ka instant joshanda, ispghol ka chilka, qareeb aor door ki ainak, poly color, aor bed k sarhaney book "Maut Ka Manzar":

Pak traffic police

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(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala:
Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police
: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Singleja raha hai.

director to heroin

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director"
to heroin "
tumhey 4 bunday pakrea'n ge,
to hero bachaye ga'
heroin"
hero kon???
director"
imraan hashmi<
heroin"te oday ko_lu menu kon bachaye ga

Sardar to doctor:

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Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"Docter:
"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :
"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"

Pathan

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1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.

Child Student & Teacher

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‎1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hay: “Main Ap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?” Miss: “So Sweet” Bacha: “To Phr Main Apney Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghr Bhejun?” Miss: “Woh Kyun”? Bacha: “Takey Woh Hamari Baat Aagey Chalain”

Sardar

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Sardar Achanak Biwi k Office Gya..
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Biwi Boss Ki GOUD me bethi hui thi..
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Sardar:
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Chal ROOPA,
Aesi Jagah Kam Hi Nai Krna,,
Jithay Staff Wastay Kursi V na Howay!!

NIKA & Niki

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''bhonga joke of the year'''
1 NIKA Bahut Der Se Ro
Ra Tha
Maa Ne Pucha
Mele Laal Ko Qa Chaiye?
Tofee
Biskit Ya
milk?
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NIKA:
Bash Ek nikii chahiyeeee
aashqi ke liye..;-)

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