Two Cops Jokes

Two Cops Jokes Two cops are talking:
Why do you make your kid sleep in the closet?
I can’t hear him if he falls off the bed.

A cop was cold, and his partner asks him:
Why are you rubbing your hands like that?
I’m freezing!
And why don’t you stick your hands in your pockets?
They’re full. I’ve got my gloves in them.